Wait we are supposed to know how fast we are going?
I thought it was Big Macs per Bald Eagle.
That's exactly what confuses us Europeans. Please come to an agreement.
If it was good enough for the king we hated so much to have a revolution over, then it's good enough for us.
At least we don't use Teacups per loicense like you.
We have just kicked the teacup types out of the union because we couldn't stand their imperial units no more.
I'm pretty sure describing your speed in kph just makes your car slower.
True that, it should be seconds instead of hours.
OK I laughed
I sure didn't--and not because of patriotism
______ ps. its even per hour in both instances of speed dumb fucks--I mean this is just stupid, like something a woman wrote
Is there a witty bird joke in there somewhere?
The joke is the absurdity. It's a cheap joke about Americans being gluttonous physically and intellectually. It's like making fun of British people's teeth.
Stop applying logic to obviously ridiculous humor.
I mean, I understand it--but it just isn't funny.
The jab at Americans is fine--but if you are gonna do something, do it well. [the "voice" of the speaker/European comes off as dumber than the American target]
jerry nadler i take it ? lmao
Angry Birds was made by kikes. Why do you think something so worthless and stupid, like Facebook, became a household name?
Fuckin jews.
Speak American otherwise I'll run your foot over with my Rascal!
Edit: Downvoters are obviously obese and Rascal-bound. Instead of getting triggered try cutting sugar out of your diet.
Don't talk shit bout muh rascal!
DIABEETUS PRIDE!
Hahaha. Good one
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