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[–] 5 pts

Wait we are supposed to know how fast we are going?

[–] 4 pts

I thought it was Big Macs per Bald Eagle.

[–] 4 pts

That's exactly what confuses us Europeans. Please come to an agreement.

[–] 2 pts

If it was good enough for the king we hated so much to have a revolution over, then it's good enough for us.

[–] 2 pts

At least we don't use Teacups per loicense like you.

[–] 3 pts

We have just kicked the teacup types out of the union because we couldn't stand their imperial units no more.

[–] 2 pts

I'm pretty sure describing your speed in kph just makes your car slower.

[–] 1 pt

True that, it should be seconds instead of hours.

[–] 2 pts (edited )

OK I laughed

I sure didn't--and not because of patriotism

______ ps. its even per hour in both instances of speed dumb fucks--I mean this is just stupid, like something a woman wrote

Is there a witty bird joke in there somewhere?

The joke is the absurdity. It's a cheap joke about Americans being gluttonous physically and intellectually. It's like making fun of British people's teeth.

Stop applying logic to obviously ridiculous humor.

[–] 2 pts (edited )

I mean, I understand it--but it just isn't funny.

The jab at Americans is fine--but if you are gonna do something, do it well. [the "voice" of the speaker/European comes off as dumber than the American target]

[–] 0 pt

Angry Birds was made by kikes. Why do you think something so worthless and stupid, like Facebook, became a household name?

Fuckin jews.

[–] 0 pt (edited )

Speak American otherwise I'll run your foot over with my Rascal!

Edit: Downvoters are obviously obese and Rascal-bound. Instead of getting triggered try cutting sugar out of your diet.

[–] 0 pt

Don't talk shit bout muh rascal!

DIABEETUS PRIDE!

[–] 0 pt

Hahaha. Good one