Send me a picture of Your balls
I literally was looking for your post as soon as I read balls posted by OP.
When I was a kid and I was getting a physical to play sports. The doctor said my balls were the size of a grown mans and offered me pills to stop them from growing. True story
If you didn't take the pills, your balls must look like oranges in tube socks now.
I didn't realize that you also had a thing for balls. If I ever come across some pics of sexy testes I'll be sure to shoot them your way.
Why don’t you shoot your own this way instead
If I had balls, I'd totally let you peek at them. Alas, I don't have the equipment you're looking for. Bummer.
Hey. I could have sworn I saw someone called ‘MaroonSaint’ over at zombie-Voat earlier claiming to have gotten over his quest for dick pics and had moved on to boobs. What gives?
That’s @maroonsaintsdickpic Well that’s their name on here. I’m not going to voat or whatever is left of it. I’m staying here. They told me they stole my name over there. I wish I knew who it really was
Ah, the seeds of confusion! success! My humble offering of a dick pic.
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