Every friend who’s ever stabbed me in the back was a cat owner. I’m so loyal. And they turn on me. And they own cats. I’m sure it’s coincidence that people who own animals who won’t hesitate to claw them are the ones who are most likely to turn on you for no reason
Cats have no loyalty, daughter found her missing cat at the neighbors. They had better food.
If you die cats will start eating your corpse before they even run out of food. A dog will wait till it’s starving before it eats you
Although I heard that dogs will sometimes bite you when you die if they're desperate to wake you up.
Cats are just bored.
Hypergamy! Now for Cats!
Pussy sticks together. :)
I am a former cat owner, you take that microaggression back this instant!!!
Fuck cats
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