That shit made me lmao, but now I must know what in the actual fuck is going on here.
They use these to trim a cows hooves. They do it every 6 months.
Check out "The Hoof GP" on JewTube. His clutch is way more efficient.
but how do you get a cow in it?
You just gotta sneak up on the bastards. They never see it coming.
This thing periodically spins the cattle around, to keep them tender and delicious and dizzy.
I only eat the finest of spun meats
It is so tempting to find and link the meatspin gif, but none of us want that, so I shall resist this degenerately trollish urge.
Why not just give them a few gallons of beer?
I was gonna but then I drank it instead.
Reminds me of that cow from Family Guy getting branded.
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