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Is this a ham disposal specialist?

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We're gonna need a bigger (dinner) plate carrier.

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Now that she's kneeled down whose going to help her get back up?

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I don't think that is a woman. I think it is just a morbidly obese young man.

As for cannon fodder... idk, I'd rather make this fucker do PT for 6 weeks. I could get this guy fit enough to run ammo and water around. He could be used as fodder only if really necessary.

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Fuckin Meal Team Six incoming lads...

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I bet if you give fat people enough meth and pain killers they would be able to soak up quite a lot of bullets on the battlefield before going down. Might be a good strategy to win the war and get rid of those useless fucks from our society.

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My less-conservative-than-me friends (I know, right?) were really surprised that I was A-okay with trannys in the military.
My probable mistake was further elaborating that I'd put them all in the same units, dose them with crank & viagra, and drop them over enemy positions. I figure they'd only use about 60% of the parachutes.

edited: added "friends"

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Pillsbury Doughboy sends his son to battle? Kid looks as soft and pale as a loaf of white bread without the crust.

new figure 12 target on the rifle range ? females will still miss 😂

I'm at divorce court rnow and this is hilarious af

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The original caption was better:

Don't worry, sir, we're from the Internet.