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I get the impression that this didnt need the remix to be funny

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The bible agrees with his warning!!!!

I agree about remix issue, but the bible mentions this specifically and the cure is to pay a temple to buy a "Golden hemorrhoid"

In the King James bible a solid gold "Golden hemorrhoid" is typed with the ancient spelling of Emerods.

Gays had to buy Emerods made of gold, the most EXPENSIVE token for sale.

fake chinese recreations of these 2,000 year old gold artifacts are on the internet for sale.

The King James bible verse is :

1 Samuel 6:17-19

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1%20Samuel%206%3A17-19&version=KJ21

And these are the golden hemorrhoids which the Philistines returned for a trespass offering unto the Lord: for Ashdod one, for Gaza one, for Ashkelon one, for Gath one, for Ekron one;

five EXPENSIVE golden anus shaped objects (golden emerods) bought from priests to avoid gods wrath!!! Solid Gold Anus tokens! In todays gold prices at two onces each times five , 10 ounces total is nearly $20,000 dollars to protect the anus from being set aflame by god.

God still smote the wicked anyways in that section of Bible.

That preacher is CORRECT about flaming assholes as punishment from god and other than death, a flaming asshole is the most severe punishment from god possible

Proof? The scholars estimate of costs, and the fact that the costliest salvation offering possible is a golden anus temple purchase.

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Who was selling the asscoins? the christian priests or some kike rabbis?

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Kike salesmen who paid jew rabbis to set sales stands at the temple, the jew temple

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Was Asscoin the first cryptocurrency?

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That first line would make for a wonderful sound clip to put on some unsuspecting co-worker's computer.

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If only I could! I gotta a gen z who eats impossible burgers every week in my office.

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Yuck. Well, perhaps the opportunity will preset itself.

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Learn not to Burn!

Funny story about that! I was in Elementary school when the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT adopted the "her" saying for a PSA about wildfires.

It was a schoolwide contest to win, I guess.

The girl who came up with it was mildly down syndrome.

The tyranny just keeps peeking!

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Dont know who that is, but hes my favorite nigger.

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Pastor Manning is one of the very few blacks out there who is very self aware and calls out niggertry all the time. For example: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=SstymOLQCBs

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Huh, a nigger with some understanding of history. A true rarity.

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Flaming Nachos! I'm the Great Cornholio!

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aint nobody gonna stick their penis in that flame!

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dance of the flaming assholes 😂

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"Aint' nobody gonna stick they penis in that flame."

Ah, you're new here. Welcome to the internet!

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Reverend Manning is pretty awesome.

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uh does the johnny cash estate know this guy is paraphrasing his biggest hit?

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DEY EAT DA POO POO

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Loooooooool fuck that was funny.

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And they can't hold poop. Prostate has to be massaged daily minute by minute. Cancer is a wasting disease. Homosexuality progresses into pedophilia. Gays are cancer on normals. Cancer of any kind progresses end it or die. No funeral for cancer takers or the pozzed. Families walk away.

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