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Sounds adorable! I must tame it and make it a pet!
Horkers piss me off. I like taming deer. I also used to have some semi tame raccoons. They were pretty cool. No raccoons where i live now though. They all get eaten. Wish i had raccoons here. Just pet deer. They love carrots.
I FUCKING HATE raccoons. I would totally send you all of ours. They're like cute furry little miniature panda bears WHO ACT LIKE COMPLETE NIGGERS ALL THE TIME!!
If you sent your raccoons to me theyd all be proccessed into lion shit in short order. I would feel guilty.
They may be a little niggery, true. But they dont shoot people or collect welfare. And theyre cute and quiet. I used to let them inside, which you should never do with a nigger. I never felt unsafe around them. Not much anyway. And they never stole anything except cat food, which i bought for them in the first place, so i guess it wasnt really stealing, they just helped themselves one night when i went to bed early and left the door open.
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