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Its not a fight, thats a dog and a goose enjoying a little foreplay before sexytime. Stop seeing the worst in everything.

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Who's on top captain happy?

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I dunno, maybe it shouldve been a video, then we wouldnt have to wonder. But im guessing the dog. Dogs like humping stuff.

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So do geese. Our goose used to hump the head of our great Pyrenees every night before bed. She would just lay there with a look that said, "some love is better than no love."

Hilarious. Wish I had filmed it. Unfortunately it wasn't as funny when you were the source of affections. Goose love hurts.

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That dog is about to break every bone in the goose's body without spilling a drop of blood. My dog does this to unfortunate cats. They feel like a squishy bag of marbles, violently beaten to death but not bitten.

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Not a fight. The goose is a Dentist...

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Knowing geese, that poor dog is probably already dead at this point as it's heart has just been devoured!

Geese can be scary. And delicious.

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This.... is a Goose. The dog wins.

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Only on a technicality! It's heart has been devoured by a goose, after all!

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The dog didn't have a heart to begin with, he read online geese are delicious and this is the last one in the flock

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TYL:

A man has beaten a bear in "hand to paw" combat.

once.

he did this by shoving his arm down the bears throat and suffocating the bear