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may God receive that moose into heaven

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Could you imagine that moose getting territorial with angels, the way moose get territorial with people?

Gabriel comes flying in to the celestial library, a feverish look on his face as he slams the door behind him.

BAM! Door shudders like an earthquake or battering ram.

Michael looks up from sharpening his sword, because obviously thats what they do in the celestial library. "What are you doing gabriel?"

Gabriel: The moose.

Michael: Didn't I tell you to stop being a pussy and face it

Gabriel: THE MOOSE

Michael: Like a man. Its like a lion

ANOTHER BOOM AND THE DOOR SHUDDERS AGAIN

Michael: You square up to it it'll get scared.

Gabriel: Thats not how any of this works!