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Mushroom mushroom

A SNAKE A SNAKE!!!

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I loved the famous ancient animated flash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzagBTcYsYQ !

"Badger, badger, badger, badger ....."

but seriously...

Honey Badger, has worst attitude , because ..

The Honey Badger Does not Give a Shit! 96 million views::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg

The Honey Badger, 96 million views!

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"Ancient".

Fuck, I swear, you fucking kids, these days!

Thanks for posting the correct link with the proper time length. I should have done that.

Because that is how we all watchid weebl's flash things. They would play for hours on end until the deeper subconcious meaning was pounded through our thick skulls.

I really liked the cucumber one. To the point where I LOVE visiting Bognor Regis now.

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5 million views, (others had more) :

Charlie the Unicorn 1-4: The Series:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZu3P0OsQPk

so funny! poor Charlie!

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Dont be fooled by pie that i got

i still i still weebl this bob

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Edit: I'm surprised that one was censored and not the Amazing Horse.

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I cant believe I never saw that before! Hilarious.

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I had once had a coworker with that full song on his playlist. I wanted to murder him.

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...

abadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerbadgerMUSHROOMMUSHROOM!

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I dropped a baby snake in a guys shirt once. He screamed like a girl.

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What the fuck?

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And also possibly hello.

Are you from under a rock, and/or under 5 years old?

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I dont know about those faggy eurotrash badgers, but the ones we got here love snakes. I saw a badger go running down the side of a field with a big ol hurkin snake, assuming a gopher snake, but i dunno could have been a rattler, in his mouth. He had that fucker folded up several times and it was dragging on the ground as he ran off with it. Guess it was a nice change of pace for him from eating whistle pigs. Anyway thats my story. Subscribe to my podcast for more!

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Wow, i dont know quite how to feel about that.

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No, neither

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Eurobadgers might look cute but they are equally as vicious, scary and disease ridden. Seriously be careful walking around the countryside at night. A bite from one of those fuckers could fracture a bone.

Well, if you provoke them of course. Thankfully despite their potential for ferocity they stay clear from humans.

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Yep there is a hack told in Sweden that if you go out in badger land put chetsnuts in your boots because they wont let go until they hear a crunch.

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Shit I was expecting the Australian opossum to be the size of a bear with teeth like daggers, skin covered in 6 inch spines and spit that would melt through bones... or at least be in someway scarier than the American kind, instead of just a glorified hamster.

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There’s no American equivalent for koalas.

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(1 hour of badgers and snakes)

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SAME

SPECIES

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Not the same species, as their DNA comon ancestor from drift is OVER 120,000 years, the cuttoff for species definition in mammals.

American badger (Taxidea taxus) vs European badger (Meles meles)

But I get your joke.

You are referring to the big lie from (((universities))) that Negros are the same species as real humans, despite being over 350,000 years sepearated and also having 0.000% Neanderthal DNA, unlike every other real human on entire earth,

BLACKS are not human.

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Ohh plebbit tier spam. Hooray. Have a downvoats spam.

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Are you cussin' me?

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Oi mate, ya got a cussin' loicense? You can't go 'round 'ere cussin' like that.

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We don’t need no stinking badgers

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This is fun.

I like both of them.

Oh its a snaaaaaake

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My family name has an ancestor with a coat of arms that includes badgers. (I know how arms work and that it's not mine.)

If I ever had a reason to get a coat of arms, I would keep the badgers, but make them American badgers.