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When a mayo dumpster is too fat to sit on a toilet and has to defecate in the shower. They then stomp on the greasy feces to get it down the drain with their beetus foot.

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I...I...have no response to that. I am without speech.

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I know, I was like you the first time I heard about it. Now when I see a fatty that can barely sit and stand up without being out of breath, I know they are waffle stompers, because even if they could sit on the toilet, they'd have to use a rag on a stick to reach their turd cutter, which is like climbing the Everest for them.

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Uuuuuuuggghhh. WHY DOES THIS EXIST???? I hate this gay earth.