I know, I was like you the first time I heard about it. Now when I see a fatty that can barely sit and stand up without being out of breath, I know they are waffle stompers, because even if they could sit on the toilet, they'd have to use a rag on a stick to reach their turd cutter, which is like climbing the Everest for them.
Uuuuuuuggghhh. WHY DOES THIS EXIST???? I hate this gay earth.
These Fridge Raiders are a drain on societies with healthcare and benefits.
I know. I have several in my family. I used to fat shame them at family get-togethers by pigging out and eating twice as much as them. At first someone would ask, "How can you eat so much and not gain weight?". It would embarrass them when I would say, "Because this is literally the only time I eat this shit. I can eat like this at Thanksgiving and Christmas because the other 363 days of the year I dont eat like a pig".
They have since stopped commenting on my eating habits.
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