Fuck that. My summers here in the midwest are humid enough. I can handle the 85-90 degree heat only because I've got a mild spring and autumn on either side of it. I love me some distinct seasonal changes. Plowing the seven inches of snow on my driveway this morning is not so enjoyable. Thinking about the people that routinely get over a foot of snow in one storm makes me realize this latitude and locale near the great lakes is ideal for me.

Uhh no, thanks. Just reading that gave me a mini heatstroke standing in my frozen garden. Honestly tho I can’t stand humidity yuck