Sadly if you wrote a script for a time traveling anne frank, people would believe it.
She fought for La Resistance against "muh ebil nazis" across the streets of paris, with the power of hope, a blind but wise blackman, and laura dern in the role of fearless leader and godmother.
Shaquille O'Neal also plays in it for some reason, playing a big ass soldier stuck behind enemy lines, strong but slow witted with a slight lisp and a heart of gold, like a big dumb child. He looks after anne, and she keeps him from hurting himself. Together, she learns through the power of courage, friendship, chutzpah, and killing way too many nazis in overstyled hyperviolence 300-style, that anything is possible
Also at some point theres a holocoaster, someone who eats diamonds to shit them out again and keep them continually from the nazis (maybe the wise old blackman, or a sihk or some shit, playing a fagin-type character), and a life sized hindenberg of hitler vaguely reminiscent of the big bad from ghostbusters, you know the one.
And all of the scenes of hitler, if there are any, are of him furiously planning this parade, every detail, like bridezilla, never satisfied. This, instead of teaching people the real history which they'll just reject, because at least it is better to be ignorant than misinformed.
This has been a Weimer 2021 Production.
From the studio that brought you Heavy-handed Rip Offs of 1984 And Catholic Propaganda V For Vendetta.
Actually we didn't write that one. And be grateful we didn't.
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