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Weaponized autism.
Weaponized autism.
Extreme levels of boredom.
Extreme levels of boredom.
Team work in action.
Team work in action.
Crew Served Weapon
Crew Served Weapon
Why else would you buy this?
Why else would you buy this?
Keep in mind that the reason farts smell bad is that they contain microscopic traces of your next bowel movement. Major is going to want to brush his teeth after that.
Keep in mind that the reason farts smell bad is that they contain microscopic traces of your next bowel movement. Major is going to want to brush his teeth after that.
YES! And those fart particles are larger than (((covid))) and still make it through the muzzle!
YES! And those fart particles are larger than (((covid))) and still make it through the muzzle!
COVID Cannon.
COVID Cannon.
My pets would scatter and hide at the first crinkle of the plastic. I have never seen a cat pant until chasing him around the house with this. I found him behind a desk, chest heaving, taking huge ragged breaths. I felt bad, but it is funny now.
I am ashamed that we never tried fart cannon.
My pets would scatter and hide at the first crinkle of the plastic. I have never seen a cat pant until chasing him around the house with this. I found him behind a desk, chest heaving, taking huge ragged breaths. I felt bad, but it is funny now.
I am ashamed that we never tried fart cannon.
The Fecal Fixation Of The Chosen Ones (archive.md)
about the item, not the OP
[The Fecal Fixation Of The Chosen Ones](https://archive.md/BAW1u)
>about the item, not the OP
That's a strong smelling point.
That's a strong smelling point.
Ok, I'm going to need one of these for science.
Ok, I'm going to need one of these for science.
Don't let the Mexican army get a hold of this weapon
Don't let the Mexican army get a hold of this weapon
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