I truly envy anyone who’s been lucky enough to never have to experience an encounter with a gypsy. All the stereotypes are true! The men are almost always fat slobs, with tits bigger than their wive’s. The older women are loud and obnoxious, and will cast a curse on you if you upset them. The younger women can be quite attractive, but they cake makeup on like discount whores and will probably suck you dry in more than one way. The young men are almost always trying to prove they’re more macho than one another, and they ALL wear cheap jewelry. Oh, and the fucking wads of cash. Always walking around flashing wads of cash. They’re like jews, but somehow more repulsive.