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Jewish roommate? We call them landlords where I’m from.

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Wrap them in Bacon 🥓

Also:

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sir it's the 9th

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It's the10th here already.

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I think my calendar is off - I'm pretty sure it's actually the 11th

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Load more (1 reply)

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Shove him in an oven

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🤔

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charge 5 cents for every time the door is opened

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This photo is fake. There aren't any teeth marks.

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Put a wooden door on the fridge

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This is the correct response

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Bananas don't go in the fridge.

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Don't tell us how to live our lives.

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tell him to stop puckering his butt-hole

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I knocked up a girl in high school by telling her "Just the tip". Does this mean I'm a closet Jew?

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No, just retarded.

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Mentally ill as in transgender or retarded as in nigger?

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Yeah

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You still had the tip, so no.

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Wtf is this

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circumcised fruit and vegetables

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🤣

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