A Cadillac drives off a bridge with four blacks it, what’s the tragedy? You could have fit 3 more in the Cadillac. What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion? Crime stopper. Why do black people stink? So the blind can hate them too. A black and a white fall out of a tree, who hits the ground first? The white, the black gets stopped by the rope. I’m not racist, several blacks are hanging from my family tree. What’s the most confusing day is Harlem? Father’s Day. A black woman has 5 sons named Jamal, how does she tell them apart? She calls them by their last names. How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1. What are the longest 4 years of a black man’s life? 8th grade. What do you call a black man with half a brain? Gifted. What did god say when he made the first black man? Oops, burned one. Why are blacks good at sports? A black man who can’t run fast or jump high always ends up in prison. What do you call a black man 30 minutes late for work? Unusually on time. Bonus round; A jew runs into a wall with an erection. Poor guy broke his nose. Give a hammer to a white man and he will build a civilization. Give a hammer to an Asian and he will build more hammers. Give a hammer to a black man and he will strike you with it. Give a hammer to a jew and he will hand it to the black man. Why do Jews get circumcised? Jewish women won’t touch anything that isn’t 15% off. What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza? My pizzas don’t scream when I push them into the oven. How many Jews hit in a Volkswagen? 1,000,004. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 1,000,000 in the ash tray. How do you get a Jewish girl’s number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve.