The posture of that thing on the right breaks at the waist as if he was a mother propping a baby on her hip. Combined with the submissive knee-bend and the forward neck position, craning to look at the phone, this has to be peak 21st century beta male biomechanics. That said, I'm not going to lie and say I'd prefer there be a standard for men wearing 3 piece suits every day. Fuck that. I'd really just like it if men stopped wearing women's fashions. That would be great. The tie-dye t-shirt tucked into waist-hugging denim short-shorts and those shoes. Just take a few steps further from the curb...getting punched by a fender going just 10 or 15 mph would do him some good.