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[–] 9 pts

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, “You’re driving me insane, Tyrone.”

One day Tyrone’s mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform at the Cleveland Clinic.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong.

When he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner.

Don't tell me you thought Tyrone had become a heart surgeon.

[–] 2 pts

Friendly remind that in 30BC niggers weren't even considered human and the Covenant with God doesn't even apply to them because they cannot know God no matter what they do. They don't even know how to plan for next week.

[–] 2 pts

My favorite on is "No tyrone, I don't want your mixtape"

[–] 1 pt

Unexpected giggle.

Jesus would not acknowledge a wool-headed beast of the field.

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Isiah 56:9 All ye beasts of the field, come to devour, yea, all ye beasts in the forest.

10.. His watchmen are blind: they are all ignorant, they are all dumb dogs, they cannot bark; sleeping, lying down, loving to slumber.

11.. Yea, they are greedy dogs which can never have enough, and they are shepherds that cannot understand: they all look to their own way, every one for his gain, from his quarter.

Niggers are canon

[–] 0 pt

Wool headed beast of the field

bend over and let me see your butthole, faggot.

[–] 1 pt

Send me a picture of your dick first

[–] 0 pt

Jesus could not have looked like that, he was a jew, remember?

[–] 0 pt

He was just stealing to go to church.

future nasa engineer ? lmao 😂

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Tyrone keeps fruits of his rocket landing on whitey house.