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First, for clarity, I'm German, there's not an ounce of anything else in me that I'm aware of. Both my parents were German, and their parents and as far back as I can find, it's german all the way down. So the only gym in town is Planet Fitness. I like it because it's open 24/7 unlike most. We have to wear masks. So I walk past the front with my mask at half mast, then pull it fully under my chin when the lifting begins like I've been doing the last 8 months. An antifa looking skinny faggot employee comes up and motions with his hands to pull up the mask. Without a word I just pull it back to half mast (nose fully out), he hesitates then walks away. After he walks away I put it back under my chin. 15 minutes later a tap on the shoulder from behind, it's him, he motions to pull it up. Again I go half mast. He leaves. A third time he comes, then he says if I have to tell you again its in the rules that we can throw you out. I snap. I tell him "Listen, look, I get it, I'm a jew, I have a big fucking nose, I've been jew shamed my whole life, this stupid fucking mask doesn't stay over my nose, why are you targeting me? Do you hate the jews? Is this an anti-semetic organization? Should I inform corporate we got a jew hater targeting me? He actually apologizes and hasn't bugged me since. I'm as white as it gets and my last name is clearly German. Play the jew card sometime, it gets results.

First, for clarity, I'm German, there's not an ounce of anything else in me that I'm aware of. Both my parents were German, and their parents and as far back as I can find, it's german all the way down. So the only gym in town is Planet Fitness. I like it because it's open 24/7 unlike most. We have to wear masks. So I walk past the front with my mask at half mast, then pull it fully under my chin when the lifting begins like I've been doing the last 8 months. An antifa looking skinny faggot employee comes up and motions with his hands to pull up the mask. Without a word I just pull it back to half mast (nose fully out), he hesitates then walks away. After he walks away I put it back under my chin. 15 minutes later a tap on the shoulder from behind, it's him, he motions to pull it up. Again I go half mast. He leaves. A third time he comes, then he says if I have to tell you again its in the rules that we can throw you out. I snap. I tell him "Listen, look, I get it, I'm a jew, I have a big fucking nose, I've been jew shamed my whole life, this stupid fucking mask doesn't stay over my nose, why are you targeting me? Do you hate the jews? Is this an anti-semetic organization? Should I inform corporate we got a jew hater targeting me? He actually apologizes and hasn't bugged me since. I'm as white as it gets and my last name is clearly German. Play the jew card sometime, it gets results.

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[–] • 29 pts

I have a whole script in my mind if my last name is ever challenged. "Listen, my father Abraham Cohen-Stein was a progressive jew who married my German mother in the 80's, he spearheaded the anti-loxism movement and to prove his undying loyalty against loxism, it he kept her beautiful German last name. I'm half Jew half German, you have no idea how hard it is being a half German half Jewish son and I don't need any anti-semetic bullshit from you". I like this script because it forces people to learn what the fuck loxism is.

[+] [deleted] • 6 pts
[–] • 5 pts

My name was changed to hide from the nazis

[–] • 0 pt

Nazis don't exist. That's a racism epithet and slur given by the commie kikes. It's like in 80 years they'll be referring to all liberals as libtards. The libtard party

[–] • 3 pts

A lot of good German names were co-opted by jews anyway so you probably won't even get questioned there.

[–] • 2 pts

Yep, my married name is "Jewish" (it's German but is ONLY associated with Jews now) but I assure you that my husband nor any of his family are Jewish. So I could absolutely get away screaming about antisemitism & killingsixmillionofmypeopleintheholocaust

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

"I assure you that my husband nor any of his family are Jewish"

Do you really believe anyone gives a shit? In any case, thanks for sharing.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

What is it, let us decide. My family is pol/finn but I have a Russian last name due to the fact that when they came here in the 20s people weren't find of poles so they took the name of the family who owned the farm the lived at. Originally it was grongkowski or something similar. My grandparents wouldn't tell us for the longest time until I was reading an old family bible and noticed the name on some old documents. But it was hard to read die to it being written in cursive by an old lady who was born in the 20s.

[–] • 2 pts

If true keep it going, you are fucking savage.

Also shows that Germans or all Europeans dont know shit about jews (and they aren't supposed to) they just react to conditioned refelxes.

[+] [deleted] • 1 pt
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Tried to look it up on noogle but it’s all pozzed. Where does loxism stem from? Is it short for some niggers name like John Locke or is it some made up mumbo jumbo nigger talk.