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First, for clarity, I'm German, there's not an ounce of anything else in me that I'm aware of. Both my parents were German, and their parents and as far back as I can find, it's german all the way down. So the only gym in town is Planet Fitness. I like it because it's open 24/7 unlike most. We have to wear masks. So I walk past the front with my mask at half mast, then pull it fully under my chin when the lifting begins like I've been doing the last 8 months. An antifa looking skinny faggot employee comes up and motions with his hands to pull up the mask. Without a word I just pull it back to half mast (nose fully out), he hesitates then walks away. After he walks away I put it back under my chin. 15 minutes later a tap on the shoulder from behind, it's him, he motions to pull it up. Again I go half mast. He leaves. A third time he comes, then he says if I have to tell you again its in the rules that we can throw you out. I snap. I tell him "Listen, look, I get it, I'm a jew, I have a big fucking nose, I've been jew shamed my whole life, this stupid fucking mask doesn't stay over my nose, why are you targeting me? Do you hate the jews? Is this an anti-semetic organization? Should I inform corporate we got a jew hater targeting me? He actually apologizes and hasn't bugged me since. I'm as white as it gets and my last name is clearly German. Play the jew card sometime, it gets results.

First, for clarity, I'm German, there's not an ounce of anything else in me that I'm aware of. Both my parents were German, and their parents and as far back as I can find, it's german all the way down. So the only gym in town is Planet Fitness. I like it because it's open 24/7 unlike most. We have to wear masks. So I walk past the front with my mask at half mast, then pull it fully under my chin when the lifting begins like I've been doing the last 8 months. An antifa looking skinny faggot employee comes up and motions with his hands to pull up the mask. Without a word I just pull it back to half mast (nose fully out), he hesitates then walks away. After he walks away I put it back under my chin. 15 minutes later a tap on the shoulder from behind, it's him, he motions to pull it up. Again I go half mast. He leaves. A third time he comes, then he says if I have to tell you again its in the rules that we can throw you out. I snap. I tell him "Listen, look, I get it, I'm a jew, I have a big fucking nose, I've been jew shamed my whole life, this stupid fucking mask doesn't stay over my nose, why are you targeting me? Do you hate the jews? Is this an anti-semetic organization? Should I inform corporate we got a jew hater targeting me? He actually apologizes and hasn't bugged me since. I'm as white as it gets and my last name is clearly German. Play the jew card sometime, it gets results.

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[–] • 59 pts

To beat the jews system, you must become the jew.

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I have a whole script in my mind if my last name is ever challenged. "Listen, my father Abraham Cohen-Stein was a progressive jew who married my German mother in the 80's, he spearheaded the anti-loxism movement and to prove his undying loyalty against loxism, it he kept her beautiful German last name. I'm half Jew half German, you have no idea how hard it is being a half German half Jewish son and I don't need any anti-semetic bullshit from you". I like this script because it forces people to learn what the fuck loxism is.

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My name was changed to hide from the nazis

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Nazis don't exist. That's a racism epithet and slur given by the commie kikes. It's like in 80 years they'll be referring to all liberals as libtards. The libtard party

[–] • 3 pts

A lot of good German names were co-opted by jews anyway so you probably won't even get questioned there.

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Yep, my married name is "Jewish" (it's German but is ONLY associated with Jews now) but I assure you that my husband nor any of his family are Jewish. So I could absolutely get away screaming about antisemitism & killingsixmillionofmypeopleintheholocaust

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If true keep it going, you are fucking savage.

Also shows that Germans or all Europeans dont know shit about jews (and they aren't supposed to) they just react to conditioned refelxes.

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Tried to look it up on noogle but it’s all pozzed. Where does loxism stem from? Is it short for some niggers name like John Locke or is it some made up mumbo jumbo nigger talk.

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One must jew the jew or the jew will jew you.

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I always said that, to the rebuke of my fellowa, we need to play and excel at their games so we can then turn the board on them. Outjew the jew

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Sorry but I just cant fuck my "cousin", will that be a problem?

Also I am herpes free, that would give me away.

[–] • 22 pts

You have learned shapeshift. Next skill is usury.

[–] • 5 pts

It feels so dirty though

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And that's how you know you're not a jew.

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Well shucks.

Yeah I’d like to remove my downstream bloodline from the concept of debt, not by maximizing kike shekels but restructuring my life to live it as pure and meaningful as possible acting as a set of hands for the Lord, and then passing it down.

I will raise tough Christians that will not be scared to fight the synagogue of satan through community and faith.

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Rub your hands together first.

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It’s just comfortable to rub my hands together I just default to it when I plot and deceive - shalom

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Next skill is usury.

Leg breaking is more of an art than a skill.

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Schrodinger's jew. A jew is simultaneously white and jewish until he is observed to be jewish at which point he becomes white.

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I've said for a long time, just become Jewish. Wave your nose in everyone's face. Then if they say to you don't look jewish, lose your shit about how anti semitic it is to assume jews have a big nose.

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Then go further. "What does an american look like huh? Are you saying all americans have to be white anglos? Fucking racist piece of shit."

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I made a joke about being a hebe years ago when I had a shit job at kmart. When I said it a few people got really excited and asked if I really was jewish. I should've played it out to see what tricks I could've picked up

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Fucking dying!

Holy shit do this more. Record and post if you can.

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DEFINITELY do it for employment... We need to get our own sin-a-gog going.

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My last name could maybe pass for jewy but this pug irish snuffer would give me away. I would need a prosthetic. It’s such a goy snoot. Its got freckles on it and it just reeks of honesty and mild functional alcoholism.

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Red/blonde hair freckle and a ldrinker. Yeah your face and nose are probably red

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I dont drink actually. My hair is dark. My nose is just a very irish nose. No jew could ever have this nose. Naturally.

Dont feel bad. A lot of really good people resemble jews.

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I love it. I want to be a Jew now.

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You are going to have to submit your nose so we can test it for schnoz-19

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Side profile with y an x axis rulers for exact dimensions

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I was wearing my mask as a yarmulke at a vineyard. didn’t find it very funny when I accused her of anti-Semitism

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