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before the internet you could get away with it, now the internet will never forget.
I rarely have functioning wi-fi when i'm out and about, so that's why i always concocted a scenario to surreptitiously smell/ sniff the middle finger on every new person i'm interested in, within the first 5-10 minutes of meeting ..... One can never be too careful these days ....
What is the pass fail on that test?
In general, it's a qualitive process of the DSA (decreasing standing aroma) of said digit (d) per addition (+) of > or < sD (single drop @ 0.5 liquid mls) of CLJ (concentrated lemon juice) per sq cm of d.
Ergo - DSA {+ 3> (sD - CLJ) /d } = Fail
To be honest, it's an old family secret (just not my family), and to be fair you may of even heard the old saying that this equation was originally derived from -
"Your dick may smell like roses, but my ass smells like lemons " ....
Like taking a few Polaroids and then selling them on the street "before the internet?"
Lol, was that a thing?
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