Haha, I used to drive a plumbing service van... Two stories for you, the first one I had a lady who wanted to show me her tits for a discount on her bill, all I could think of was “herpes”, I declined... I had another lady in her 60’s who was complaining of pipes vibrating in her wall. About every minute or so the wall behind the vanity would start to rattle. She was on a well, so I shut off the well and drained the pressure tank and the noise still wouldn’t stop so I knew it wasn’t plumbing. I was in the attic crawl space checking exhaust fans, the furnace, everything. Finally I opened up one of the drawers on the vanity and I found two vibrators, one of them was still buzzing. That was an always conversation...