Do kids even get hurt anymore? They probably get carpal tunnel syndrome from video game playing. Maybe they slip and fall running to get ice cream from the fridge.
The playgrounds are all plastic and lame now. In the 80's I remember the searing hot metal and the splinters from the wood.
The playgrounds I grew up with were deathtraps for the stupid. Which might be why there were less stupid people back then.
*fewer stupid people
Yeah I remember. The playgrounds were way cooler. Playgrounds today look like something out of Barney.
Yup, the good ol days!
Running? Metaphorically, right?
Oh yeah, missed that one. Correct.
They don't run to the fridge. Mom delivers.
Okay, I guess when they try to get up to go the restroom from eating pizza and chicken nuggets that's when they hurt themselves.
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