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[–] 10 pts

More likely the woman at the sperm bank is an obese lesbian with whiskers and shaved head.

[–] 1 pt

saves the best samples for her friends and injects with a turkey baster.

[–] 0 pt

Wasn't that how a rock star donated his sperm to his lesbian friends?

[–] 7 pts

Considering donating sperm requires not having any sexual activity except during prescribed times to keep your count high the least they could do is give you a decent nurse for it.

[–] [deleted] 7 pts (edited )

Rumor has it, before politics Pete Buttigieg worked at a sperm bank . He was fired for drinking on the job.

[–] 5 pts

You forgot the next two panels.

Nurse: Laqueesha! This man wants full service.

Man turns to view Laqueesha. Gets disgusted. Turns back to nurse.

Man: Uh, On second though, I'll take the self service option.

[–] 5 pts

More like: "well thats it, I be back in 3 weeks when I am capable of getting it up again."

[–] 2 pts

Pay for donors?! Oy vey! (breitbart.com)

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Did you see the doctor's name? His name is KIKEN. Clown world just became a clown world.

[–] 1 pt

Oh come on. We've all seen Road Trip.

[–] 0 pt

We call this milking the prostate.

[–] 1 pt

I don't think he would want it extracted. Catheter etc. Ouch.

[–] 1 pt

"Did you just assume my gender? get me off or I sue you and shut down your business"

Wouldn't that be horrible if something like that was possible? oh wait....

[–] 0 pt

It all depends on your health plan.

[–] 0 pt

And she could so easily extract sperm. Wouldn’t take much effort at all.

Lazy bitch.

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