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Drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say "now you're SUPER ANGRY!"

Maybe she laughs..

Maybe you die.

Drape a towel over her shoulders (like a cape) and say "now you're SUPER ANGRY!" Maybe she laughs.. Maybe you die.

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tell her that her sister gives better head

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A wife asked her husband where he wanted to be buried.

"Balls deep in your sister" was not the correct answer.

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I always thought your sister was prettier than you.

Plus she gives better blow jobs.

There goes the neighborhood.

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Always remember this -

If they ever say "It's fine" or "I'm fine", never tell them that they don't look like it's fine. What you're doing is calling them a liar, and no one likes being called a liar.

Instead when they say it's fine - Give them a kiss on the cheek, and tell them how lucky you are to finally be with someone who never lies. That in past relationships the girl would be lying when they said it's fine. But it's so nice to be in a relationship with her because she is always truthful and honest, and never lies to you.

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This is fucking great!

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thanks, I think I'll make it into a post on

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Calm down Dear, you are overreacting.

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If she gets mad tell her to hold on while you get her a bottle of wine and some Midol.

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Well if you’re a nigger you just keep hitting her until the sounds stop.

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I see you too like to live dangerously. Raises glass of rum in salute

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Splash a glass of water in her face. It's shocking but it's just water and causes absolutely no injury.

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Bang her like a screen door

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Further than that.. slamming er with the twisted tea.

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Lol like any of us have wives, or girlfriends.

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That’s because you are a homosexual

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