This is my favorite post of all today.

Haha! I work with this crazy, completely lost, retard lib that runs around bleating all the time. Part of this idiot's job is in receiving. Gets deliveries every day. Loves popping the bubbles in the bubble wrap. I told the fool that all the bubble wrap was made in china and they were filling the bubbles with cov-air! This dirtbag hasn't popped a single bubble since! Lol!