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Please let this be satire.

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It is, thank God.

http://realnewsrightnow.com

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For now....in commie held cities, today's satire is tomorrows reality. Leftists are always innovating new and interesting ways to embrace their inner retard.

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because liberalism is a mental illness

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I had to open the comments to find this because it IS completely believable. Thanks for saving my sanity, for now! Happy New Year!

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It is.

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For now.

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They probably had never thought of it, now that it has been thought of it'll happen

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the fact it's even plausible says enough on it's own

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How the fuck does a furry mate? You know what, I don't want to know.

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They go through the motions. You can't have babby when you're fucking another dude's ass.

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All things are possible with God.

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Romans 1:

26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

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funny

wat?

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not funny haha, funny queer

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So, this is fake. Right?

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It's from a satire site.

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I believed it... CA lets homeless people shit all over the place but ban drinking straws and give out drugs. Drag queens reading pro gay books to children and their parents... I don't need to go on. Not here.

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What happens if you open fire on the pack of wild animals?

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The real conspiracy is that we're ruled by interdimensional dogmen. Stories about wolves, werewolves, and Bigfoot are all true. These creatures exist, but they are not of our world.

Theories about aliens and lizard men are distractions.

The furry phenomenon is a plot by the dogmen to pave the way for them to normalize us to their appearance. Or it's the result of some people dealing with their trauma from being abducted by dogmen. Or something, IDK.

It's just a weird coincidence that these furry people are imitating dogmen.

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Transanimals want subhuman rights. Please be satire.

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I used to believe in accelerationism as the only thing that would wake up my people and allow us to fight back. I've come to the conclusion that nothing will bring my people out of the great slumber they're in. Every day something more insane happens than the day before and there are still more liberal, "progressive", woke white people. It's exhausting.

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It's the end times. The bible said that in the end times the majority of the world would end up burning in hell, and only a tiny minority will be saved by the grace of god to go to heaven.

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It's honestly sad that I would believe that.

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I wish it were true. Shit like this pushes normalfags to the right.

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Is this the Babylon Bee?

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