Mountain dew for blood
Mountain dew for blood
Dorito dust in the hand soap he uses to jerk it at the local truckstop b/c he hasn't yet gotten up the nerve to approach the local lot lizards.
Dorito dust in the hand soap he uses to jerk it at the local truckstop b/c he hasn't yet gotten up the nerve to approach the local lot lizards.
Big wheel with mud flaps and a no fat chick's sticker
Big wheel with mud flaps and a no fat chick's sticker
Dukes of Hazard 5 pipe musical Dixie Horn he blows as he goes by every inner city bus stop he passes.
Dukes of Hazard 5 pipe musical Dixie Horn he blows as he goes by every inner city bus stop he passes.
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