If I were given the opportunity to steal a tank, I might just not be able to contain my sheer joy at the occasion. I'd probably steal the tank, if I knew how to drive one and the opportunity arose.
The government, in their wisdom, doesn't let me near enough to a tank to steal it.
It's too late in the day to tell you another story - but I have not ever stolen a tank. I would probably steal a tank.
If you leave me along with a red button that says not to push it, I'm positive I'm pushing that button within five minutes of being left alone with it. It's your fault for leaving me there.
If I were given the opportunity to steal a tank, I might just not be able to contain my sheer joy at the occasion. I'd probably steal the tank, if I knew how to drive one and the opportunity arose.
The government, in their wisdom, doesn't let me near enough to a tank to steal it.
It's too late in the day to tell you another story - but I have not ever stolen a tank. I would probably steal a tank.
If you leave me along with a red button that says not to push it, I'm positive I'm pushing that button within five minutes of being left alone with it. It's your fault for leaving me there.
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