Angels are assholes | Poal: Say what you want.

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"Cease thou from striking thyself! Cease thou from striking thyself! Be there a reason of which thou art striking thyself?"

My early 17th century English isn't exactly spot-on. That didn't stop me from trying though.

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Good enough for the women I date.

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Verily.

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I sure hope angels have a sense of humor. That would suck if the heavenly host were just a bunch of smiting machines. I like to think they'd be guys you can sit down and have a beer with, but I have no idea.

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If there's one thing this clown-world proves, is that God has the greatest sense of humor of all. Think of how cynical and sarcastic humans get, when they learn just a bit too much for their brains to handle. I bet angels are in no short supply of entertainment. That being said: where would the beer even go? — https://files.catbox.moe/cg67mo.jpg