I tried the machine but it says the results were inconclusive. Perhaps I should run it again?

This reminds me of a game we used to play when I was a kid. We'd write on a piece of paper "How do you keep an idiot entertained for hours and hours? Flip over for answer." On the back the same thing was written.

I think they call that the lottery

the Jews are the ones who print the bills, the ones that have always controlled the money supply, the gold market and the key to their power is unity.

I hope he passes the test!