What the actual fuck did I just see?
Chupacabra boots..
LOL You made an attempt!
They're actually "Mexican Pointy Boots" - except in Spanish. The name literally translates to that. I'd type out the Spanish but I'd only screw up the spelling and you're not actually gonna remember it anyhow.
Its botas tribaleras, in squiggly. I searched 'pointy beaner boots' before i posted but since this is s/funny i made the funny attempt, hehe.
They might be the goofiest looking footwear that i have ever seen.
Yeah, that's the informal name. Hold on...
I cheated and used a search engine. "Botas picudas mexicanas" I never was gonna spell that properly. It means Mexican pointy boots, except Spanish grammar is different.
I kinda want a pair. I'd not actually wear them, but damned if I wouldn't show 'em to people.
I think the boots are his way of drawing attention away from his freakishly small hands.
For when never clip your toenails.
That dude's name is Billy Bob Burns, he is awesome. You should have done a line or two with him. Legend
I remember watching something a few years ago on how these boots were a big deal in some areas of Mexico. Apparently the longer the pointy front the better they are.
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Here’s a nice link explaining this low IQ retardation.
Only Mexicans would be stupid enough to wear riding boots that weird looking and absolutely devoid of any kind of function.
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