I live in the middle of nowhere so I can leave a package on my porch for probably a week and not have to worry about it, unless there is something edible inside at which point the bears/raccoons/foxes/etc. would tear it open. However I used to live in a more urban area, and while we didn't have many porch pirates (going to assume it's since nigger and spic population was very very low), it happened a couple times so I can understand how fucking annoying this is, especially in places where there are a lot of them. Bravo for the glitter bomb idea.
I live in the middle of nowhere so I can leave a package on my porch for probably a week and not have to worry about it, unless there is something edible inside at which point the bears/raccoons/foxes/etc. would tear it open. However I used to live in a more urban area, and while we didn't have many porch pirates (going to assume it's since nigger and spic population was very very low), it happened a couple times so I can understand how fucking annoying this is, especially in places where there are a lot of them. Bravo for the glitter bomb idea.
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