Did you read the Welcome page after registering?
Why would I do that? It was a wall of text. I'll admit I glanced at it for half a second.
Edit: That still doesn't explain why I am retarded and cannot post anything. I'll figure it out when I am not drunk. This is my first day.
Edit2: Just found the button. I swear that was not there before. Lies ... all lies!
Why do I think it is not a good thing to be right now?
Edit: Oh, I lurked here enough. Never saw his posts, but he's the supposed drunk guy that rants while trashed and gets ridiculed for it. Yeah. I aspire to that. Good to go. I am only slightly fucked up right now. I will wait until my batteries are at 100%. Then I will dial it up to eleven.
Some people find alcoholics entertaining. I am not one of them. The problem is they don't work (like most addicts) so sit around spewing whiskey-flavoured word vomit all over the interwebs all day. It detracts from serious discourse.
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Mobile > sidebar menu (top left) > Submit a link or Submit a text
Mobile > under top menu > Submit a link or Submit a text
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Roger. Thanks.
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