Every alcoholic knows exactly how much booze they have left at home when they're not there. None, they have none, because they drank it all.
I used to try limit myself by only buying as much as I wanted to drink that night, but buying a pint every day gets expensive, now I just buy handles of cheap shit. My local grocery store has had handles of Popov for $11 the last two weeks, I should stock up.
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