Who will be ranked among the coolest, and who will be left out in the cold?
Tune in for this year’s Frosties and find out!
great tagline!
> At least twice as many categories as ever before!
Previous years' winners: 2022 2021 2019 (hey @Frosty where are the 2020 and 2019 winners documented, eh?)
I won the privilege to host the 2023 Frosties and I guarantee it (i.e. the live show where we do the voting) will happen on the date I say it will (to be announced), last week of December sometime.
> We'll vote and name winners on December 27 starting at 9 eastern / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 pacific. (converter for other folks (timeanddate.com)) It might take a few hours; join as you'd like!
> We'll meet in the Poal chat room. We use the Mumble client, with server set to "cast.poal.co" and port set to "64738".
> If you just want to listen in, go to http://cast.poal.co
For all you fucks who wondered where I went, it's a hell of a long trip to my planet and back. Fuck all y'all!
I may entertain new category suggestions but I think we've got a good list going already. Contemporaneous nominations will be taken but it's a pain in the ass.
⭐denotes winner
❄️Best Post
❄️Best Shitpost
❄️Best Poll
❄️Most Valuable Poster
❄️Most Valuable Commenter
❄️Most Valuable Shitposter
❄️Best OC (meme, photos, video)
❄️Best OC (text post)
❄️Best Comment
❄️Best pic8 Album
❄️Best White Nationalist / NSDAP content
❄️Most Useful Resource/Link
❄️Biggest Thorn in AOU's side
❄️Biggest Faggot
❄️Most Likely to Flood /s/all/new with crap
❄️Most Likely to not be Human
❄️Best Cry
❄️Best Rant
❄️Best Injury
❄️Best Redemption Arc
❄️Most Wholesome Real World Hobby
❄️Most Likely to Subvert Poal
❄️Most Likely to Falsely Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
❄️Most Likely to Correctly Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
❄️Most Likely to be Mistaken for Another User
❄️Most Likely to Roll a New Account
❄️Best Introduction Post
❄️Craziest comment:upvote ratio
❄️Most Likely to Play Devil's Advocate
❄️Most Likely to Start a New Sub
❄️Most Autistic
❄️Best one-liner
❄️How the hell did this user find Poal?
❄️Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere
❄️Most out-of-character post/comment (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled)
❄️Nuttiest new theory
❄️Most Duplicated Post
❄️Best Doglien
❄️Most jewish
❄️Best ex-Poalr
❄️Best OCHOdePOAL Contribution
Categories cancelled for 2023 due to lack of nominations (or no significant data to support) ❄️Most Banned ❄️Most Frequently Moved Posts ❄️Most Annoying Sub Owner ❄️Most Pedantic ❄️Most Chill (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?) ❄️Neediest Poalr (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice) ❄️Poal's Favorite Alcoholic
Reply to this post (top level, not a comment) with the category(ies) and a username(s) or link to the comment(s) or post(s). Examples of why you nominate a particular user are also welcome and fun. I have been watching everyone closely and have numerous nominations of my own, which I'll add over the next few weeks.
I nominate @Morbo to put a big-brained human-hating alien's mirror up to Poal's shenanigans throughout the coming year and host the Frosties 2024!
Who will be ranked among the coolest, and who will be left out in the cold?
Tune in for this year’s Frosties and find out!
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