❄️Most Valuable Poster
Poal's annual holiday year-in-review and awards show!
> At least twice as many categories as ever before!
Previous years' winners: 2022 2021 2019 (hey @Frosty where are the 2020 and 2019 winners documented, eh?)
I won the privilege to host the 2023 Frosties and I guarantee it (i.e. the live show where we do the voting) will happen on the date I say it will (to be announced), last week of December sometime.
> We'll vote and name winners on December 27 starting at 9 eastern / 8 central / 7 mountain / 6 pacific. (converter for other folks (timeanddate.com)) It might take a few hours; join as you'd like!
> We'll meet in the Poal chat room. We use the Mumble client, with server set to "cast.poal.co" and port set to "64738".
> If you just want to listen in, go to http://cast.poal.co
For all you fucks who wondered where I went, it's a hell of a long trip to my planet and back. Fuck all y'all!
CATEGORIES
I may entertain new category suggestions but I think we've got a good list going already. Contemporaneous nominations will be taken but it's a pain in the ass.
⭐denotes winner
❄️Best Post
- @Titus_of_Voat's Submit your nominations for most insufferable cunt in America! I'll start with two.
- @AOU's A beautiful video of a Swedish Woman wanting to preserve her heritage and Culture
- @daskapitalist's Communist Coercive Methods For Eliciting Compliance Compared To Covid-19
- ⭐@Vastrightwing's EV's aren't about being green, they're more like short leashes gating you in.
- @AOU's Bloomberg film critic writer who attempted to smear the ‘Sound of Freedom’ film as a far right “QAnon dog whistle” is a degenerate pedo jew rat
❄️Best Shitpost
- ⭐@Aj's My Life and Times with a Bidet.
- @business_route's If you can't take all the grocery bags from the car into the house in one trip, can you really call yourself a man?
- @Ivan's Does success in skilled work imbue people with an inflated sense of self-worth?
❄️Best Poll
❄️Most Valuable Poster
❄️Most Valuable Commenter
- ⭐@Khro_ (see examples in the comments)
❄️Most Valuable Shitposter
❄️Best OC (meme, photos, video)
- ⭐@Norse's So, I had to go to Auschwitz for work...
- @BlackCrimesMatter's Civil War II - The Coming Breakup of America
❄️Best OC (text post)
- @IndoAryan's Autism Has Soared 28x Since the 1960s, but Why?
- @silent_minority's Proper far right ideology
- ⭐@Smedleys_Butler-1's "I Woke Up to World War III"
- ⭐@StabEm's I've decided to take time to write a brief version of history on Croatian War of Independence
- [deleted]'s Grifters Paradise
- @BANKSTER_COMMANDO's Deep dive on Hydroxyapatite vs. Fluoride and your teeth
❄️Best Comment
- @beaudacious's comment on failed fathers
- @dampcat's comment on the Afghanistan shitshow
- @BloodyComet's comment detailing the Ukraine shitshow
- @ardvarcus's comment on the nature of jews
- ⭐@NoisySilence's comment on intimacy and pair bonding
- @Ivan's comment on paganism
❄️Best pic8 Album
- ⭐@Watcher_Down's The American dream! - what the fuck happened on the way?
- @AOU's The jews and their lies, trying to rewrite history through kikepedia.
❄️Best White Nationalist / NSDAP content
- @Dima's Happy Birthday
- @MyPlums3453's this narrative is so tired and retarded comment
- ⭐@Khro_'s Saga - Singing live in London in 2009 with a club filled with White Nationalist brothers singing along with her
- @AOU's Ethnics will tell you Whites have no culture...
❄️Most Useful Resource/Link
- [deleted]'s A look at search engines with their own indexes
- @daskapitalist's Remember, Your Replacements Hate You
- [deleted]'s The following are books written by National Socialist leaders and should be studied closely
- ⭐@AmericanThinker's 4Get - A metasearch engine that really respects your privacy.
- @Gigaslayer's Nonfren Radar - A browser script that detects kikes
- @webrustler's Way cool pop density and other map visualizations
- @Grandmacaesar's Be a Mensch and Take Time To Learn More About These 100 Jewish Last Names
❄️Biggest Thorn in AOU's side
❄️Biggest Faggot
❄️Most Likely to Flood /s/all/new with crap
❄️Most Likely to not be Human
❄️Best Cry
- ⭐@Chimpfighter's Why am I sad and angry all the time ?
- @business_route's Friends, I don't think this world has need of me. Maybe I'll try another time after reincarnation.
❄️Best Rant
- @suplex for Fuck! now I just blend in with all the other blue fuckers!
- ⭐@ScreamingRubberBand for Fuck Celestron
❄️Best Injury
- ⭐@ChristoDeFetus (post and post)
❄️Best Redemption Arc
❄️Most Wholesome Real World Hobby
- @Gumbatron's gardening and greenhouse
- @stupidbird's vintage electronics, hamfests, flea markets, and general scrounging for great resources like this
- @Boone's goose breeding
- ⭐@Professor_de_la_Paz's animal rescue advocacy
- @GlamourSpork's sharing cooking recipes
- @Fumduck's cocktail tradition (even if he deletes all his posts after 90 days...)
- @Gumbatron's machining
❄️Most Likely to Subvert Poal
- (group) All Poalrs who earned glownigger tags
- ⭐(group) All Poalrs who earned happy merchant tags
❄️Most Likely to Falsely Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
❄️Most Likely to Correctly Accuse a Poalr of Being a jew
❄️Most Likely to be Mistaken for Another User
- ⭐@John_Galt (mistaken for @Johngaltapproves)
❄️Most Likely to Roll a New Account
❄️Best Introduction Post
- ⭐@Art_Heals (post)
- @picman (post)
❄️Craziest comment:upvote ratio
❄️Most Likely to Play Devil's Advocate
❄️Most Likely to Start a New Sub
❄️Most Autistic
❄️Best one-liner
❄️How the hell did this user find Poal?
- ⭐@Vgir (see introduction and follow-up comments upon interrogation
- @Awash (see introduction and follow-up comments upon interrogation
- @Hawksearcher, the musical mage (see introduction and follow-up comments upon interrogation
❄️Least likely to post shit that'd get you banned elsewhere
- @Yukon, our newish friend whose post and comment history is quite mild
- ⭐@ape147, with periodic food and dog posts
❄️Most out-of-character post/comment (i.e. exuberance from a Poalr who is otherwise blackpilled)
❄️Nuttiest new theory
❄️Most Duplicated Post
❄️Best Doglien
❄️Most jewish
- ⭐@ardvarcus who built an account over two years only to expose themselves as a shill
❄️Best ex-Poalr
- ⭐@shitskinned_faggot - where the hell did you go?
❄️Best OCHOdePOAL Contribution
- ⭐@Silently_Screaming's Baconny Night
- ⭐@CTCZ's 2021: A Bacon Odyssey
- ⭐@FunkyPurpleKitty's In loving memory
Categories cancelled for 2023 due to lack of nominations (or no significant data to support) ❄️Most Banned ❄️Most Frequently Moved Posts ❄️Most Annoying Sub Owner ❄️Most Pedantic ❄️Most Chill (get it? do you get it? do you get my joke?) ❄️Neediest Poalr (rephrase... someone who comes back time and time again for advice) ❄️Poal's Favorite Alcoholic
HOW TO NOMINATE
Reply to this post (top level, not a comment) with the category(ies) and a username(s) or link to the comment(s) or post(s). Examples of why you nominate a particular user are also welcome and fun. I have been watching everyone closely and have numerous nominations of my own, which I'll add over the next few weeks.
SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
I nominate @Morbo to put a big-brained human-hating alien's mirror up to Poal's shenanigans throughout the coming year and host the Frosties 2024!
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