Peanut butter on a hamburger.
This is actually a thing, trendy upscale burger places will have it on the menu. And hipster fucks all rave about it. And it tastes like shit. Worse than turkey on a pizza.
I could kinda see it with bacon, but that's only because bacon goes great with peanut butter and burgers. And just about everything else. I'm not going to try peanut butter on my next burger though. So many better well established options exist.
That's almost an Elvis burger. Throw some bacon and pickles on it too. It's not bad but I don't need to gain 20 lbs every time I go out to eat.
Terrifying
"Friends" brought over a box of walmart house brand tier frozen patties so I could make burgers. Jalapeno-bacon-peanut butter was a pretty effective way to kill the taste of the 'meat'.
I do think their goal was to never be asked to provide the protein again.
It does make one wonder how much soy and insect protein is in a Walmart patty.
They listed beef and 'spices' as the ingredients. As to what part of the cow, total mystery. If it was mystery meat, I'd've probably served the patties to the jackasses that bought them, and pulled other freezer meat for the people I care about.
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