Do you season your genitals with salt and pepper to provide flavor when a "guest" or "partner" is spending the evening with you and alcoholic beverages and some "comfy cosers" is happening on the couch with a blanket and some giggles?

Season the sandwich.

That's because you don't have a sammich maker.

I don't either, unless it's a hamburger, hotdog or grilled cheese. If cheese quesadillas count or panzerotti do then yeah.