A forbidden food BTW. I've never had catfish. Cats? Nope.
You've never had pan fried catfish?
Nope. If you can catch something with your bare hands, it sucks.
You're fucking gay. Have someone (who knows what they're doing) fry you up some flathead belly meat. You'll change your tune. Also: turtles, mussels, crawfish, vegetables, chickens, & plenty of other shit you can catch with your hands is pretty damn good.
There was a BBQ place near my work a few years back that had catfish. They'd be able to fill the order in 5 minutes and it always tasted fresh. It was down right amazing for fast food. Not overly breaded or too oily. Sadly they closed down that restaurant, but the owners still have one a few cities over. They also had enormous portions so I could order BBQ and eat half for lunch and the other half for dinner.
Maybe they'll have it in hell? Just out of reach.
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