Become an ordained minister. Not hard. I did online. So if any goats wanna get hitched and need a Based Pastor let me know.
Become an ordained minister. Not hard. I did online. So if any goats wanna get hitched and need a Based Pastor let me know.
If you're a Jew, there's many ways
Convert your house into a synagogue to evade property taxes. Don't actually have to have service or anything, just invite your kike friends over and hey, its a church meeting. Christians and other denominations need not apply
Waive Social Security withdrawals through the IRS, and petition so based off religious exclusions.
Use LLC shell games to hide your money and have your friend hire you, etc to be able to mitigate taxes you owe. You only make 1$/year so how can you possibly be taxed on so little, amirite?!
If you're a Jew, there's many ways
* Convert your house into a synagogue to evade property taxes. Don't actually have to have service or anything, just invite your kike friends over and hey, its a church meeting. Christians and other denominations need not apply
* Waive Social Security withdrawals through the IRS, and petition so based off religious exclusions.
* Use LLC shell games to hide your money and have your friend hire you, etc to be able to mitigate taxes you owe. You only make 1$/year so how can you possibly be taxed on so little, amirite?!
Sounds like a lot of work and some serious retardation to avoid paying income taxes while anything you buy in a store is taxed.
Sounds like a lot of work and some serious retardation to avoid paying income taxes while anything you buy in a store is taxed.
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