Have these stupid bitches never heard of salt, baking soda, and discount stores. Arrogant cunts. Mommy blogs are about to be lit...by the way peroxide can be found for $1.25. Why the fuck would anyone pay $10 for tooth paste with peroxide in it, when you can buy $1.25 tooth paste, $1.25 floss, and $1.25 peroxide...which does even better...for $3.75. How fucking stupid do these people think we all are?
You will never be a Pro tooth brusher.
https://www.colgate.com/en-us/whitening-hub/products/ow-renewal
(that shit will probably give you gum cancer)
Also remember, 90% of marketing is aimed at women.
I'm a woman, trust me I know. Try to prey on every little insecurity you might have too.
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