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Most precious metals aren't traded as physical bullion. They're traded as metal backed certificates. The actual metal is in a vault somewhere, which you don't have access to.
"In a vault" lol no....That's why paper silver is leveraged at 250-500 per one ounce of real silver. They have been cheating and stealing by selling silver that doesn't exist.....
Well... I should say you're trusting them to back their certificates with actual metal. I personally don't trust them.
Which is why I keep mine underneath my mattress
I thought it was safer to keep it "in" the mattress so the bed bugs could defend it for you.
You forgot the lice make it more complicated than that.
No, you just gotta shit on the mattress and be really dirty, so no logical human would even want to touch it, or think anything of value was beneath it.
That sounds uncomfortable.
Amateur. What if they come for you in the night? Cast your silver into a dildo and shove it up your ass. It's the only way to be sure.
I guess this means you can be literally fucked by millions.
Better safe than sorry, I suppose.
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