After I posted this, I got in. I noticed a surprise in my portfolio, which I hadn't been watching too closely. Uncle Elon* brought me huge gains over the past couple years since I bought $TSLA shares.
$TSLA was up around 14x what I bought for. I intended for it to be a small part of my portfolio anyway, so I decided to rebalance by selling 2/3 of my TSLA shares... and bought some GameStonk like Elon tweeted about.
We'll see what happens.
* he's not actually my uncle
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