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My alarm is set for 4:01 am on weekdays, I usually wake up about 3:45 and get up. This morning ( one I could sleep in ) I couldnt make it past 5 am. God damnit. And I decided to just drink on friday nite and sa.turd.ay. Now I do like day drinking on saturday. But I take care of shit in the morning first like mowing and shit. Now it turns out a 1.75 isnt enough. I didnt really get fucked up last nite and went to bed kinda early and now I only have two drinks left.FML, for many reasons. Oh yeah, fuck all yall.

My alarm is set for 4:01 am on weekdays, I usually wake up about 3:45 and get up. This morning ( one I could sleep in ) I couldnt make it past 5 am. God damnit. And I decided to just drink on friday nite and sa.turd.ay. Now I do like day drinking on saturday. But I take care of shit in the morning first like mowing and shit. Now it turns out a 1.75 isnt enough. I didnt really get fucked up last nite and went to bed kinda early and now I only have two drinks left.FML, for many reasons. Oh yeah, fuck all yall.

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Lying is an action. I guess that is action to a cubicle bitch.

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No that’s action for a miserable to commit, which, with all due respect, sounds like you. I’m sorry that you’re miserable and have to cope by getting wasted, but you’ve been gifted a greater reality to embrace and all the whole world’s knowledge to bring you there. It’s mystifying that people still brag about how miserable they are when you can find guides how to not be in seconds. Mind boggling.

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Settle down ladies

Yeah, settle down and go make me a tasty sammich and I'll pay your head.