Amber Turd: "Because Johnny is high! I never did that! That picture of me doing it is photoshopped...Boo hooooo...."
Amber Turd: "Because Johnny is high! I never did that! That picture of me doing it is photoshopped...Boo hooooo...."
Amber Turd: "Because Johnny is high! I never did that! That picture of me doing it is photoshopped...Boo hooooo...."
My dog does this. He drools. After a drive, the entire side of the car is covered in streaks of dried dog drool. Then I must endure the embarrassment of it until the rain finally washes it off (because, you know, not going to actually wash it off myself).
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