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My Dog is my friend, but he is a suck ass friend. Just like all my friends have been. Actually he might be a bit better. But when he left a bite of his food on the carpet for me to step on gave me second thoughts.

My Dog is my friend, but he is a suck ass friend. Just like all my friends have been. Actually he might be a bit better. But when he left a bite of his food on the carpet for me to step on gave me second thoughts.

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tell us more

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He wants far more from me than he gives, fuck you.

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Mate, he was saving that for later and had the respect to not dig a hole in your floor and you go and step on his food. Shame on you mister

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he left a bite of his food on the carpet for me to step on

I was watching dog training videos the other day, on a famous youtube channel about dogs, and they said when this happens, and they've been very clear about it, you have to go full buttsex surprise on your dog, right away, and he won't do it again, ever, unless he's gay, but there's only one way to find out

And if you don't do it within the next 24h, he's going to shit in your pillow and piss all over everything

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your dog is different from mine

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I don't have a shit machine

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so your not alive?

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fren looks hungry will leave bite

Why you mad?

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My dog pays her rent by being adorable and a great snuggle buddy. Can't say that about any of my male friends, and I plan to keep it that way.

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did you sit him down and tell him to stay and have an in depth discussion using simple "flag" words? Picture talking to a 2 year old for 17 to 23 minutes. You have to find that headspace and use commands as well as conversation to learn about them while they learn about you. Like boomerangs we ride kangaroos into the night, swept by didgeridoo, surfboard and ocean water, under the magic of the down under weather.