Rope! That's right, you heard me!!! ROPE!!!
Hi! I'm not Billie (rhymes with)Hays.
( Disclaimer: Ropes not sold with instructions, brush up on your knot tying skills.)
That's right, if you're one not of the first hundred callers, we'll still take your money!!!
Shimmy Wow!!!® Remember, kids, bullets are expensive, one use items!!! (Unless you reload a d who does that, even?!?!)
For only $14.88, you can buy one, cut it in half a d have two!!!
You can make a rope swing, tie a tire to it. You can pull Uncle Emis' drunk ass out of the ditch he slept in last night! You could have a nice chat with those lazy niggers that hang out on the corner all day and night!
Call now, we have operators standing by to take your money... I mean, call!
(Shimmy Wow!!!® Is a registered trademark of nothing or something? I don't know and I don't give a fuck! I just made it up for fun!!! So fuck off, nigger.)